2/24/2023 0 Comments One hour one life apocalypse![]() ![]() While there’s a good chance that they would miss everything holed up in their apartments finishing a coding assignment, in case they emerge from their cave to participate, there’s no question that their lack of coordination and raw unathleticism would make them be the first to die. Rumour has it that UC Berkeley’s computer science majors haven’t seen the light of day since GBO’s Welcome Week (someone please tell them to come out of their rooms). As UC Berkeley’s official smug know-it-alls who love mansplaining stocks and carry the confidence of 100 men, they are the perfect ones for this trope. ![]() ![]() You know that one “smart” person who spends the entire movie rolling their eyes, telling everyone they’re being stupid and refusing to believe in paranormal activity? You know - the one who ignores every sign and red flag, stubbornly sticking to their opinion despite the zombie that’s literally standing right in front of them? Yup, that’s definitely a pre-Haas student right there. The know-it-all: pre-Haas/economics/business: But have you ever imagined what you would do if you were in their shoes? Would you be the first one to die in a really stupid way, the final survivor or the evil villain? Keep reading to find out! ![]() Spooky season is here! That’s right, get your DVDs and popcorn - it’s time to binge-watch your favorite cliche films and yell at the characters onscreen for making stupid decisions that will most definitely get them killed. ![]()
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